Friday, October 30, 2009

MR (FCS) Revolutionary Movement

Here is a women's revolutionary team which is working upon social uplift of women in its own way ! It is been famously known as '3-sisters' gang in social circles of a tiny town of Puttur of coastal area of Karnataka.  Motto of this organisation is 'women equality in social life'. Prime agenda and demand of the '3-sisters' group is the Moustache Removal (MR Movement) (Also called as "Full Clean Shave - FCS" movement) by every husband so that they can look young, dynamic, equal with their counterparts. National Women's Commission also supporting cause of the '3-sisters' group. This has sparkled a great level of anger and dissatisfaction in men's community. There seems to be rebellion group of men acting behind the seen who are heartily supporting the cause of equality put forwarded by '3-sisters'.

Uncensored sources have confirmed that Intelligence agencies around the world, FBI from USA, RAW from India are coordinating with Interpol to monitor the activities of '3-sisters' gang. Intelligence agencies all around the world have taken this 'moustache movement' seriously, but all their efforts to bring the '3-sisters' under the scrutiny of law of any country seems to be failing due to lack of evidence. 3-husbands of '3-sisters' are under detention of '3-sisters' which has made intelligence agencies completely handicapped.

American president Mr.Obama has assured affected men's group to protect their freedom & dignity under any circumstances. But this assurance got a setback when first lady of America Mrs. Obama , recently in her interview with BBC and CNN-IBN, openly supported '3-sisters' revolutionary efforts to bring social justice to all citizens of the world ! This has exposed the internal political differences of Obama family.

In their recent statement released to press, '3-sisters' have announced that issue will be discussed in 'International Women's Community Conference' on part of United Nations effort to bring equality and social justice to women, which will be held in coming winter at 'International Community Hall' at Geneva. All presidents of G-14, SAARC, NATTO nations have confirmed their presence in this conference, keeping national issues aside in their nations. Seriousness of 'Moustache removal' conference has to be understood from the fact that all Nuclear proliferation and disarmament discussions have been canceled by UN, said a UN spokesperson, who, internal sources believe, is also a supporter of '3-sisters' gang !!!!

This lucky reporter got an unbelievable invitation for an interview from the youngest of these 3-sisters. Interview took place at unidentified place. below is the transcript of the interview:

Me: Mam, I don't know how can i say thanks to you for this fabulous opportunity.....
3-sis: You have been choosen because you have come with FCS, else no chance ! Dude, feel lucky yourself !!

Me:How do you say that FCS can bring social justice to men?
3-sis: It doesn't bring social justice to them, it brings them to ground !!!!!!!!

Me: But there seems to be a great divide over the issue....
3-sis: Thats why we have this MR movement. We want men to look dynamic, healthy, glamorous and you know, fashioned as per present time. Moreover it makes them to look equal and we women feel great about that. We don't want them to suffer because of inferiority complex...lets bring them also to mainstream!!!!!

Me: History has shown us that every rational movement has resulted in unexpected sporadic violance. How do you look your moment under this reality check?
3-sis: I consider this FCS (MR) movement as in house revolution. Better you check the history sheets again,no in house revolution goes out of bed room walls !!!!!!

Me: Are you making an historical movement?
3-sis: History doesn't happen by itself, you have to create it ! We are happy that we are doing it !!!
I think time given to you is over. I have to move to Geneva !! Make sure that our views get most coverage in your news channels and papers.
By the way, i want to know who inspired you to remove your moustache?

Me: Its my wife,she is a member of FCS movement !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3-sis: Thats great.....

Me: I wish great success for your revolution.
3-sis: This is allready a big success !!!!! 

After the interview i felt honoured! Neverthless to say, history sheets are already rewritten !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This imaginary light article is inspired by light happy real moments of my life. No offense means to '3-sisters' and their loving hubbies ! Take it light.....laugh and laugh and laugh and enjoy !Don't you think that there are plenty of such naughty moments in our life which makes our life beautiful and happy ! And, finally, Abbbbbhhhhiiii...this article is dedicated to you !!! )

Thursday, October 29, 2009

suna suna

दिल  ही  दिल  में  हम  तड़पते   है  क्यों ?
मतलबी  है  आप , चुप  रहते  क्यों ?
तोड़ना  ही  है  तो  जाके  पत्थर  तोडो
एक  दिन  भी  हम  से  मुँह  मोड़ते  है  क्यों ??

इस  सनसनी  शहर  में  सूना  हूँ  मै !
मचलती  मचली  की  तड़प  कौन  जाने ?
गलियोंका  आवारा  मत  बनावो  हमें  !
मेहरबानी  हो , इतनी  सी  प्यार  बरसावो  !!

गली  की  हर  कुवारी  दिखती  तो  है  खूबसूरत
छापा  है  हर  चहरे  पे  एक  पहचान  !
सोचता  हूँ  मै  क्या  तेरी  पहचान  है ?
आखिर में  देखा ,
दिल  की  किताब  में  किसीने  दस्तखत की  है  !!


ಮೌನ  ಇರಿಯುತ್ತದೆ
ಕೆಲವೊಮ್ಮೆ  ಕನವರಿಸುತ್ತದೆ  !
ಈ  ಏಕಾಂತದಲ್ಲೂ  ಸವಿ  ನೋವಿನ  ಸೆಳೆತ  !!

ನೋಡುತ್ತಿರುವಂತೆ  ಕರಗುವ  ಮಂಜು
ಹೂವಲ್ಲೇ  ಬಂದು  ಕೂರುವ  ಭ್ರಮರ
ಎಲ್ಲ  ಸೋಜಿಗವೇ  !!
ಕಣ್ಣೆವೆಯಿಕ್ಕದೆ  ಪ್ರೀತಿ  ಪದದ
ಅರ್ಥ  ಹುಡುಕುತ್ತಿರುವೆ  !!

If human had two hearts

I want to talk to you
But no idea what to talk!!

I want to hold your hand
But don't know where to walk?

From somewhere I can sense
Tranqualizing symphony
Loving breeze hovering blank
mind as company !!

How desperate we are
To escape from loneliness !!
It would have been so close
If human had two hearts !!